White vs Dark Meat
Hello fine patrons of Word Overdose!
As I write sending my love to all you Word Addicts, I’m looking over my laptop screen examining the glutes of 2 rather esquisite vixens I met at the buthcher shop 13 minutes ago.
There I was, deciding on whether to purchase white or dark meat when the 2 young attendants approached me offering excellent costumer service. These ladies were equally beautiful despite their opposite outer appearances. One was black and one was some sort of brand of white. I assume Anglo or some Nordic stock of pale faced, thin nosed people. With white womenz, you never really know their pedigree. As for me, I like to know. I only sample the finest cuts of white meat and the choicest of black cuts. The Choiceyist (that’s my newest word; don’t steal it).
So the negro one said “Is it a hard decision sir?” I said, “yeah… I don’t know which of you 2 I wish to have service me this evening”. The pale faced temptress replied “Sir, if I may, how about trying these white breast, I’m told they are quite delicious.” While the negro temptress offered her rebuttal, “Well sir, this dark meat over here, I’m told, is the juiciest!”. I must admit, my penis was a bit perplexed. I stroked my chin and made a rather pimp decision, “Very well, I’ll sample the delicious white meat.”
With this, the Caucus complected blonde haired vixen jumped up and down in delight. While her pasty skin turned pink, I noticed that her crispy colored compatriot was looking a shade blue…
“What’s the matter, my little chocolate delight? Why so blue?” I could see in her brown eyes and erect nipples that she desperately wanted to make the cut. “Sir… it’s just that I really wanted to make the cut…” (see, I knew it). I thought about it and got an idea. “Well, I’ll make another pimp decision and have dark *AND* white meat on the menu tonight! How about it?!” The chocolaty toned lovely literally started jumping for joy, like she hit some lottery of sorts. She asked excitedly, “Do you really want white and dark meat?! That would be awesome!” To this I exclaimed, “Delightful! I’ll take both!”
As I approached the counter I noticed they both were smiling with packages wrapped in their hands. The milk colored one started crunching some numbers and they both said together, “That’ll be 27 dollars and 38 cents!” To which I replied:
“Oh Heavens No!”
“Ladies, I’m a bit confused! This isn’t the type of customer service I was asking for! The 2 ladies looked at each other, as if confused as well. “But sir, you don’t understand, we were gonna come with the meat!”, they said smiling ear to ear. “Oh… well in that case, you two can purchase this meat and bring it to my home to cook for me after I’m properly serviced by each of you. I stay just a stone’s throw away. How does that sound?”
They looked at each other and said “PERFECT!”
So here we are. I’m naked and